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Unisex Phd. Conspiracy Theory Ultra Cotton Tee - Soft, Comfortable Everyday Wear
$24.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 15.62 | 17.37 | 18.75 | 20.00 | 21.50 | 22.87 | 24.25 | 25.50 |
Finally — official merch for the real scholars out there. 🎓 This “I Have My PhD in Conspiracy Theories” shirt lets the world know you’ve put in the research — hours of late-night documentaries, suspicious YouTube algorithms, and that one uncle’s Facebook posts. Made for comfort and credibility when connecting the dots no one else dares to see.
Wear it proudly while drinking black coffee, side-eyeing the news, or building your next corkboard masterpiece. Because when it comes to questioning everything… you’re basically a professor.
Product features
- Without side seams for a streamlined fit and reduced waste.
- Ribbed knit collar maintains shape and elasticity.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the structure and prevents stretching.
- Environmentally-friendly cotton blend ensures comfort and durability.
- Classic fit offers versatility for both casual and semi-formal occasions.