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Palantir "we're cooked lol" T-Shirt
$24.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Peer into the future (and your data) with this tongue-in-cheek Palantir Parody Tee. Inspired by Tolkien’s mystical seeing stone and the real-world data giant that knows just a little too much, this shirt blends nerd humor, tech satire, and subtle rebellion into one clean design.
Perfect for engineers, privacy advocates, or anyone who side-eyes Big Tech, this tee reminds the world that knowledge may be power—but transparency is freedom.
Details:
- Premium 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
- Soft, lightweight feel with the right amount of stretch
- Unisex fit that flatters every body type
- Printed with high-quality inks that won’t fade, even under all-seeing eyes